Last night I puked all over my bed and my Harry potter pillow -__-
….and me and elyse cleaned it up. you’re welcome
- People on HGTV shows: wow this house is perfect and it's $150,000 less than our budget! Look at the open concept floor plan! Oh but wait... the master bathroom doesn't have a double vanity! I hate this house let's leave right now
Got drank in my cup, got weed rolled up. But I’m high off you tonight.
Most of the time, when you all see me blogging, I am also casually masturbating.
SUPER RELIGIOUS PEOPLE NEED TO SWERVE OMFG